June 2008
1 post
Ridin Dirty →
May 2008
7 posts
82.6 Miles, 5:17 a.m., 83 MPH, 1 Amazing Night
I am falling in like with you… …deal with it.
Blissgasm...
That voice in my head is back, “I have to shake this one off. I need some moral support. Whatever you do don’t call Roy he won’t be helpful. Joe, call Joe.” Dialing… “You have reached the voi…”click, “Fuck Joe.” Dialing…”Hello.” “Roy, it’s Rich, we need to talk” “Dude what did you do this time” “Just shut the fuck up and listen.” You know those times in your life when you have been in a...
Wow. This actually happened.
Me: Well what else is going on with your life right now.
Her: I am getting married...
Me: Oh...should we get together and talk about that
Her: I don't think he would like that.
Kanye West, Late Registration, Track 16
The accusation of being self involved isn’t a new one to me. Looking to the past events of my life I have always put myself before others. I guess that is just part of my personality at this point. It isn’t something that I am particularly proud of, but it is something that I learned to accept. It is also amazing to me just what, especially at a young age, your mind can decide what is too...
How bout a revolution?
For some reason there has been a ton of references in my life about poker these days. There was a time, you see, when I was a legitimate poker player. A rounder, a true grinder, a shark in sheep’s clothing. Poker as an acceptable hobby was still in its infancy and I was part of it. I had been playing cards since I was 20 years old, I started playing legally in casinos a year after that and I...
April 2008
17 posts
“Yeah I know it has been a few days since I have posted anything, but be patient...”
Every now and then I get a little bit scared when...
Hurricane Dean
So in light of recent events I seem it necessary to e-mail you and tell you that I almost died yesterday and it was in the least bit awesome. As a matter of fact it sucked. Actually I will go as far to say that it fucking sucked. Put on your PJ’s and fix a cup of tea because this e-mail should be pretty long. I have also sprinkled some obscenities into this e-mail so you understand the...
Just because I haven’t found a girl to marry...
Africa....(First Draft)
The first thing you notice when you step off of a 14 hour flight from Houston to Luanda is that it is fucking hot. The second thing you realize, if you are anything like me, is that you have never traveled outside of the United States before and even though every movie you have ever seen clearly wouldn’t steer you wrong, the outfit you have on looks completely ridiculous. So there I am, trying...
Rebecca...The E-mail
Dear Rebecca, I understand that it has been a while since we have talked. After you and I broke up I was pretty sure you were, in fact, the biggest bitch I would ever come in contact with in my life. However, upon further investigation, I have found that you are, in fact, only the second worst person I have ever met. Thought you might want to know about the upgrade. Sincerely Yours, Richard...
Ukraine...the e-mail
Ok guys here it is a play by play of the bloodbath that was my expedition into former soviet Russia. I will break it down by days: This is pretty long and boring actually, but it will explain a good bit. Sunday: I arrive in Ukraine at 5:30 pm after spending the past 24 hours traveling from New Orleans, to Detroit, to Amsterdam, and finally into Kiev. Stefanie picks me up from the airport...
WatchNever, has there ever been in the history of the world, a more accurate video of Roy and I’s relationship.
Monty Hall Mathematics →
For any of you guys still baffled by the problem presented in the movie ‘21’
The 2nd
I just turned three months old when I killed my father. Now, to say that an infant is capable of murder is a stretch. A three month old has not been around on this earth long enough to love or to hate to the point that they could commit such a passionate crime. Man slaughter, on the other hand, it seems, is a completely different story. It’s funny how the law can distinguish between man...
Ukranian Preface (As in this probably isn't going...
So, I decided to fly to Ukraine one day…Let me back up from there. I had a girlfriend who lived in Ukraine. It wasn’t like a mail order bride situation or anything like that; the girl was American working as a Peace Corps Volunteer in Ukraine. Wait; there will be more on her and the whole Peace Corps thing later on. Right now what is important is that you don’t think I have to score pussy...
A typical conversation with me these days...
me: LOLer skates, wait, didn't we do this yesterday...
mmebane: ha yes, but it was good, we can do it again (that's what she said)
me: don't force it *that's what she said
mmebane: ha
me: see it is better if it just comes naturally *again that's what she said
mmebane: LOL
So am I the first person to realize that Flo Rida...
So a few disclaimers about this whole blog thing
There is a pretty good chance this wont last. Lets face it, any kind of relationship is bound to fail at some point with me. It has become pretty apparent I need to start documenting my life and tumblr seems to be the best way to do this. If any of you out there have been thinking joining the blagosphere, this is the best way to do it. So yeah, let’s kick this thing off and see where it...